Finally living my truth
๐ Newtownabbey, Northern Ireland • 0.3 miles away
Hey there handsome ๐ I'm Neil, a joiner by trade with hands rougher than my chat-up lines. By day I'm fitting kitchens and decking, but you might recognise my work from a little show called Game of Thrones (aye, I built sets for it, no big deal ๐).
After years of pretending to fancy the barmaid at the local, I'm finally ready to admit what everyone already suspected: I'm looking for a big strong fella who can match my energy. Must appreciate a quality ham & cheese toastie (non-negotiable) and be up for a pint or seven. ๐บ
I'm a proper bear with a heart of gold, a beard you could lose a budgie in, and the kind of blue-collar charm that money can't buy. If you can handle a man who smells of sawdust and Lynx Africa, slide into my DMs. ๐ชต๐
A hot bloke who isn't intimidated by a man who can bench press a kitchen island
Must love toasties. Specifically ham & cheese. This is a dealbreaker. I will check.
Up for a pint at the local. Or ten. No judgement zone.
Bonus points if you've seen Game of Thrones and can appreciate fine joinery
A real connection. No time-wasters. Neil's been hiding long enough.
5/5 toasties. Clinical addiction.
"I used to say I was just really into interior design. Turns out I was just really into interiors."
โ Neil Paul, 2026
Serious enquiries only. Must provide proof of toastie-making ability.